Mom vs Eyoo (The Entire Guild)

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  1. MomRF

    MomRF New Member

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    Posting here since it was regulated. If it doesn't get posted, Moderator, please tell me what is wrong with this passionately written thread?

    If you've been playing RF, you must have encountered, or at least heard of the cancerous society of premature mooners called Eyoo. What's an Eyoo you ask? Hell, no one even knows. When you say it, you probably think of Pee-Yew, as in, Do whatever you can to get away before you vomit. To the curious reader as to why i'm making this spite thread, Is because you've never known what it's truly felt to be so disgusted and enraged that you simply wanted to 9-0 an entire guild. You might have 9-0'ed a couple randoms in your days, but no, An entire guild? Not yet.
    Eyoo members have been in moonlight valley for so long now (And have been somewhat dominating in it), that their heads have been plunged so far up their rear ends, that their own scent of fecal matter appeals to them. I've encountered one notorious cancerous piece of dung this afternoon, in a 2 vs 2 room. This Pee-Yew member most likely spent his life gathering rares, spending real money, and augmenting gear to a point where he can half hp you in a single ground combo. This led him to believe he was a walking Demi-God. As a casual (now that I am), I was using "Comeback!" scrolls during the game, with basic elemental stats. The man struggled as he nearly lost while defeating me. As if dear life was hanging on a thread, and he threw everything he had. (FYI, He even tried to EXO, but I thwarted his efforts).
    When my HP depleted to 0, I simply said "I hate fighting rares". Soon after I said this, The Superhero turned into a Super Villain. Just as everyone in the guild Pee-Yew, they believe they can never lose a battle. So he continued to say things along the lines of "You're trash", "I'm barely trying", "I don't Even play anymore", You know, the usual troll things to say. Even the famous "I'm eating right now" troll line just to get on your nerves even more.
    Thank GOD my friend won the room. I insisted to put Blacktop Melee on. The cancerous cow manure agreed to 1 vs 1, but with all his gear on, even back item. Although this was a heavily handicapped match, He disconnected before I could even drop the 2-0 on him.


    Anyways, several in game microphones later, He continued to duck. But he isn't the reason why I want to 9-0 this entire cancer society, this is just a pile up of continuous altercations which I already had PREVIOUSLY with his other guild members. But I had ENOUGH. STEP RIGHT UP. Mother Is going to run through this entire guild, dropping 9-0s like it's a freaking bargain sale. Come early so you get a juicy one.

    IGN:: Mother
    GUILD:: Island


    TL;DR: Mother is angry and wants to 9-0 everyone in Eyoo.
     
  2. tamirtov

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  3. Curiosity

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    have fun
     
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  4. MomRF

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    Just letting everyone know that i'm running a FT9 Train of woop ass, and it's next stop is Eyoo.
     
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  6. TheDL6Incident

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    "Aite, bet."
     
  7. Benoon

    Benoon Well-Known Member

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    Hehe thas' the kind of threads I like.

    ~ Make sure to post screens.
    ~ Post this in match planning and challenge IGNs.
     
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  8. Shogahayashi

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    Can always ignore them, seen them get dismantled number of times. They aren't much of versatile guild skill wise.
     
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  9. Bored

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    True.
     
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  10. lordpablo

    lordpablo Well-Known Member

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    I use to be in that guild ill be giving their nudes for 10krc
     
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  11. MomRF

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    Ignoring is the same thing as approving their vulgarity. If no one acts, how can they ever learn?
     
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  12. Shogahayashi

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    If you beat them they will act the same most of the time. Could always do option B if they won't stop after you beaten them.
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  13. MomRF

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    Lol When I challenged the scrub boys from NegaEyoo and Eyoo, They just went "Are you sure Mother?" and a whole other stalling nonsense. And then they kicked me from their moon room. They all duck, that's all they do. Eyoo has forever been scrubs ever since they were originated.
     
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    No1 cares about eyoo lol
     
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    Drevius Comic Book Creator & Clean Up Crew

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    I'm in NegaEyoo does that count?
     
  17. MomRF

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    Yeap Add me. Next time i get on I'll give you a 9-0
     
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    Drevius Comic Book Creator & Clean Up Crew

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    lol I don't talk in game anymore but ok.
     
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    Especially the ones that lived 80 years ago.
     
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