that baddest situation you've ever been in?

Ugh... My cousin brought a real gun in the house and my other cousin thought it was fake... He was messing with it and it was pointed at me... He pulled the trigger. Thank god it was on safety, otherwise, RIP.


btw, idc.

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Bet you almost had a heartattack lool , i would have ran in zigzags

 

Had me lose my mind.

 

lol

 

Got shot multiple times in the chest with fireworks
Almost died in a car accident
Fucked up my knee squatting during a big PR
Gang related violence(sht was heavy)
other stuff but compared to above its not really much lmfao

 

i live on easy street

 

Dang, you got one helluva life. To this date, I've never broken or sprained anything, Played sports since elementary school.

 

Idk i attract mulitple weird people near me and yeah sht gets weird but its fun in a sense i got so many stories to tell if i ever do commentary or streaming or just to tell my grandkids

 

Lol everyone has weird stories. Here's one. In elementary school this one kid was talking about how he could fart on command. Long story short, he put so much pressure into a single fart that he ended up crapping his pants LOL. To make things worse, the nurse went to check the lost & found for pants that would fit him, and there only girl jeans.

 

LOL GIRL JEANS ONLY

Kay i got a story then although my stories always seem a little far fetched theyre always true
>On subway trynna get to class
>Random lady walks on think nothing of it
>She starts singing, o well how bad could it be maybe shes happy or something
>All of a sudden she starts dancing
>wtfisthis.jpg
>Shes getting closer to me
>What are you doing
>Closer
>Pls
>Shes now near me and gyrating
>Keep in mind this woman is near the age of 50
>Puts on leg on the other side of the seat kinda looks like shes straddling me
>Pls put that leg down i dont want this i need an adult
>She goes "ever get a lapdance by a 50yr old stripper"
>Nopedfout.png
>Push her aside makes her fall on the other side and she starts screaming
>Get wide eyed everyones watching her i get out of the train to a random station
>Sit there for a good 20 mins rethinking my life
>Get on the next train and go to class
I really dont understand what compels ppl to do weird **** around me but its odd and funny af everytime

 

LOL that's NY for you.

 

Im in toronto , This stuff isnt supposed to happen to canadians
Im supposed to be sipping maple syrup and chilling with the mooses

 

Dang LMAO. Wow that's just crazy.

 

Funny thing is thats the daily thing that happens to me
The more places i go or just visit the weirder sht gets
I might honestly just make videos on it and tell everyone about the **** that happens

 

Lol reminds me of New Jersey. Just this week the owner of a puppy shop got arrested for having over 6 dogs in the freezer and some of them were kept where the food was. Many other dogs were sick too.

 

Someone tried to mug me.

 

Glad no one has made attempts to mug me. Don't think I would even say anything. I'd just bolt. If hey have a gun, run zig-zags LOL

 

Niga saying Idc I would've pissed my pants