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  1. Shina

    Shina Creator of Shattering Hand

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    Can a food become a sandwich simply by calling itself a sandwich? Does an open-faced sandwich constitute a sandwich, despite the lack of sandwiching employed in its construction? If so, is bruschetta a sandwich? Buttered toast? Pizza?

    What if you fold the pizza in half? Must the unifying exterior item be split in two in order to constitute a sandwich? Is a hot dog a sandwich? A submarine roll split in the middle, but with a hinge still hanging on? Is an omelete a sandwich?

    A note on methodology: Is it necessary to consume the sandwich with one's own two hands? If one were to douse a sandwich in gravy, would it neutralize the sandwich, converting it into nothing more than a bread-based entree?

    If we'll accept a hinge in a sandwich, what about a filling that's encased on two sides? On all sides? Is a kolache a sandwich? A pasty? A corn dog? A calzone? An egg roll? A dumpling? A pop tart? Is a wrap a sandwich?

    Is a burrito a sandwich?
     
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    dodobird123 Well-Known Member

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    bro what is this
     
  4. Shina

    Shina Creator of Shattering Hand

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    fck
     
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    dodobird123 Well-Known Member

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    yo is this d/a what their adding in from korea servers
     
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    Bored Well-Known Member

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    So uh instead risking a ban for spoilers because GM is stupid

    Why didn't you just link the Gem Fighter website on the maint thread
     
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    CowsOfTheOcean Active Member

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    So tiny on tumblr was right .. i wanna kms
     
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    Shina Creator of Shattering Hand

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    Dude im going to sleep **** this game
     
  10. Shina

    Shina Creator of Shattering Hand

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    LMAO
    same feels rn
     
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    M4cropod Well-Known Member

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    Go with a valid definition of a sandwich (I guess Google counts):

    " an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal"

    Or (Merriam-Webster):

    a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
    b : one slice of bread covered with food

    Now take your examples and see if they match the criteria. Yes, I am fun at parties.
     

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